Love: Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair...

By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 20:27 - United States

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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you_suck 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 12:01

I wouldn't shave just for some bitch

Abnegate 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 12:48

Maybe if you'd showed a little tact, he'd have spared your feelings.

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CarterColbie 4

Thursday 26 November 2009 5:51

Burn.

ILoveBlair 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 1:53

Basically hypercritical .

hackeyStar 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:36

holy shit OWNED

AA357 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 3:43

I know, what a bitch.

foodlover123 0

Monday 5 April 2010 16:41

Boyfriend: 1 Girlfriend: 0

Melindhra 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 10:56

OP got ******* pwned. Make sure you wax and don't try that stupid hair bleach for your moustache. Then your BF can shave. Oh and do your underarms and legs.

simoneog09 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 8:32

I understand your pain. I hate kissing my bf when he hasn't shaved. it hurts and it makes my mouth look like I just gave an incredible ********. lol

lmngrl889 14

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:22

Agreed!

Symmetry88 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:34

Lol! My boyfriend shaves his facial hair twice a day for me. I absolutely HATE facial hair

theycallmeloco87 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 13:24

Enough of this chewbacca.

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