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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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Confession

By Who knows - 19/02/2023 17:00 - Norway

Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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Sorry hun

By UglyAintGotNoAlibi - 01/06/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML

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Drunk texts

By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 06:00

Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML

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So, are you in or are you out?

By The Fishing Pole - 15/06/2017 18:00

Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML

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By wowzersthatsucks - 29/06/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of 2 and a half years. I was so excited until he posted on my wall, "Sorry wrong Catherine". FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 30 March 2011 18:55

Aww, I'm sorry. *pity hug*

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 30 March 2011 18:55

At least he didn't laugh in your face. Next time, bust da move earlier than two years.

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cyanidesoup7 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 3:49

i did the same thing to my girlfriend for two years we dated for 10 months and she just broke up with me last friday

mheard546 5

Monday 11 July 2011 3:25

at least he wasn't mean about it

rilatos 17

Tuesday 24 April 2012 22:01

Get owned kid.

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 31 May 2012 22:56

One of the most brutal friend zones I have ever come across. Chin up OP, there's more men out there.

anyav3 13

Friday 31 August 2012 15:36

I'm so sorry to hear that! I hope one day he realizes what he missed out on. I'm in a situation like yours as well but I'm too scared to tell him even though we've been friends for at least 10 years :/ wish me luck!

Cilg1244 17

Saturday 29 November 2014 22:35

Rekt

SaltyLurker 10

Tuesday 25 September 2018 15:11

So? He's not forced to love you. Could've been way worse...

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 23 June 2021 6:30

I will never understand why people insist on telling their crushes how they feel. It never goes well.

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