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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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By Who knows - 19/02/2023 17:00 - Norway

Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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Sorry hun

By UglyAintGotNoAlibi - 01/06/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML

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Drunk texts

By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 06:00

Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML

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So, are you in or are you out?

By The Fishing Pole - 15/06/2017 18:00

Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML

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By wowzersthatsucks - 29/06/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of 2 and a half years. I was so excited until he posted on my wall, "Sorry wrong Catherine". FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 30 March 2011 18:55

Aww, I'm sorry. *pity hug*

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 30 March 2011 18:55

At least he didn't laugh in your face. Next time, bust da move earlier than two years.

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Nafan01 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:23

aw that sucks u shood kill yourself

Nafan01 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:26

what exactly did you expect to happen? oh I love you too! and ride unicorns into the sunset, sorry sweetie that ain't how things work:(

drwb333 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:37

Sounds like my dating life! So sorry : (

darkcrave 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:38

should of waited to April fools as a back up plan

xvictor1985x 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 5:12

ahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaha hold that he def has another girl

RandOmPhyXiO 5

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:03

same happened to me i new the dude for 4 years doe

Evesapple671 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:10

is this the same person that posted about her tongue-his tongue- hospital ? then YDI.

Evesapple671 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:18

nevermind,I'm wrong. sorry.

rsmmsm 1

Thursday 31 March 2011 9:19

lmao funniest fml ever. it's a true fml, lol "aw I'm sorry" aha too good for u eh?

maxxsupremus92 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 10:01

Been there myself not a fun at all.

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