Miscellaneous: Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes....

By hakuna matata - 31/10/2012 10:06 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML

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By Username - 21/07/2011 11:14 - United States

Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML

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By kaitylait - 19/08/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

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By potatoes - 17/01/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML

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Hitting the gym

By LukesSkyWalker - 22/06/2015 20:35 - United States

Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML

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By Username - 14/07/2011 20:09 - United States

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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By fatty - 03/08/2010 22:37 - United States

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

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By JenniWearsPrada - 20/04/2011 08:27

Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

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That joke isn't funny anymore

By EllenD - 15/02/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML

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miniluda12 12

Wednesday 31 October 2012 16:07

OP's username.

astoryofroses 9

Wednesday 31 October 2012 16:07

take them and then rub it in their faces when you have a hot body and they don't ;)

Comments

naughtylez82 4

Wednesday 31 October 2012 21:41

I'd do the Zumba classes just to spite them. Sorry they were such jerks to you. Fyl op

cougar41 8

Wednesday 31 October 2012 22:48

Pay no attention people will always try to bring you down when you try to better yourself. Duck that they are your own family thou

TcheQ 12

Thursday 1 November 2012 2:14

You don't make friends with salad

doodoo10 10

Thursday 1 November 2012 4:14

if it makes you feel better, my dad would probably make the same joke :| :P don't worry OP you'll be great!

hxcbarbie21 4

Thursday 1 November 2012 5:54

Zumba will make you forget how awful your family is. Working out is the best way to put out anger. And the best part is that Zumba doesn't even feel like a workout, it's a party! Best of luck! PEACE LOVE ZUMBA!!

brandondoublex 0

Thursday 1 November 2012 5:43

I've leand not to open my mouth around family

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Thursday 1 November 2012 7:55

While some think it's fun teasing, I totally understand how hurtful a joke like that could be if they "tease" incessantly, and I'm not even chubby, so I don't even know about that factor. So, sorry about that OP. But I do recommend you take zumba regardless of their joke and once you lose weight, rub it in their faces. Just teasing, of course! ;)