By hakuna matata - 31/10/2012 10:06 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML
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astoryofroses 9

take them and then rub it in their faces when you have a hot body and they don't ;)

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iAmPaul 49

I love Zumba classes.

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perdix 29

Relax. It's probably the best joke your brother is ever going to make. His whole life is going to be downhill from here. Picture a balding, paunchy middle-aged guy moping in a bar reminiscing of the Pumbaa/Zumba joke from back in the day.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I can already picture his wife leaving him for using the jokes so many times...

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thatKidzmOm 10

Hey perdix! Do you still Zumba?

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perdix 29

#76, yes, I do! I have a class in about an hour. This is a clothing-mandatory class, so I'm not sure my stalkers will be interested.

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nattnatt73 31

Just ignore them, zumba's fun. take the classes and have a good time. don't let their bad attitudes spoil it for you!

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TheDrifter 23

Pumbaa is more known for his odor than size. Perhaps you're getting the wrong impression? If so, may I recommend a shower and a gas x before zumba?

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perdix 29

If you look like Pumbaa, I'll bet the other Zumba ladies are going to have plenty of laughs at your expense. Luckily, they will be behind your back. Don't look in the mirrors ;)

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AH1Zviper 15

Why comment twice? To put in a joke you forgot about?

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perdix 29

To put in a completely unrelated joke. I see this one is getting thumbed down even though, as the only guy in my twice-a-week Zumba class, I'm sure my moves are getting plenty of giggles in the ladies' locker room. My swinging hips should inspire laughter or orgasms and no one is hitting on me. I'm not fat, I'm just male.

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Trisha_aus 15

Must be a lovely sight..where do these lessons take place?

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SummerTime69 5

Don't take that negatively,just accept their assholes and get fit OP! :) shove it in their faces by doing the Zumba classes and they'll put their foot in their mouths by the end,good luck! :)

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twinkletoes747 16

A moment when, their, there, and they're, really does matter.

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xxespxx 2

And that ladies and gents, is why you know the difference between "their" and "they're".

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gc327072 30

So you want OP to accept their assholes, and then shove it in their faces. Now, who's asshole should they shove in the others' faces? That is the question....

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SummerTime69 5

And award for "Faggots trying to act tough on the Internet" goes to you guys! :)

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KiddNYC1O 20

Lmao. Wow I let this one slide... Thanks for the laugh, 28!

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BobbieH 19

Wow, your family is really awful to you! If you're trying to better yourself and your health they should be supportive. Of they knock you down its only going to serve to make it difficult to be successful. Forge ahead and when you do succeed, let them know it was in spite of their disrespectful, non-supportive asses!

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samsaf1989 5

Woah calm down I'm sure OP's family want what's best for him or her, they were just being humorous :) I found it quite funny.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

That was really rude... They probably just meant to tease you, but they should know the difference between teasing and being cruel. If it happens again, talk to them.

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