By Sharibabi65 - 07/03/2012 06:16 - United States

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Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML
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TaylorTheBoss 4

Who tells someone they want to hear something romantic and expects something amazing on the spot

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kimmy91 12

I would have said, "My fist loves your face," and punched him.

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L_0_V_3 6

aw thats cute hope thats not in his wedding vows :)

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IceMetalPunk 2

If you want romance, date a poet. We can belt out romantic platitudes on command. "If there was a star on the horizon, and everyone told me it was the most beautiful thing, I wouldn't even have to look. I'd already know they're wrong, because the star couldn't possibly be more beautiful than you." See? On command. :P

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soJustine 0

Sorry to say but you must be very good at what you do with it.

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XxgreymoonxX 8

XD my boyfriend told me that too

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frankNchunks 4

Sounds like my fiancé lol. I just roll with it though

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Isel86 4

sounds like my husband ?

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