Intimacy: Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused...

By draegoncode - 26/07/2010 04:34 - France

Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused as a kid. She was only the third person I've told. She reacted by breaking up with me because I "might do something" to her kids. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML

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bernzz 0

Monday 26 July 2010 12:09

what a insensitive bitch

FFML_314 11

Monday 26 July 2010 12:27

Abuse is a horribly traumatic thing to endure at any point in your life. I'm sorry OP that you had to go through that. I hope the person that hurt you is rotting in jail or in hell. I have 0 tolerance for abusers. I hate people that make excuses for someone that's abusive. You shouldn't be able to walk this earth if you allow such evil to escape from your body! I have dealt with so many sex offenders and it makes me sick to think about the things these people would do. Your girlfriend is obviously being insensitive, but she may just be scared.

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1d1r1a1g1o1n 0

Monday 26 July 2010 23:59

Owned.

hornyalicia 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:48

I'm sorry); wat a bitch

jdfml90 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:49

Now you have just told the Internet. Well done!

deviable 9

Wednesday 1 December 2010 19:35

it's ANONYMOUS!

hoghunter 1

Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:54

wow!!!! what a ******* bitch!! I hope she gets run over by a slow moving train full of evil clowns.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:58

Evil Clowns!!!??? That's harsh. How about a slow moving train filled with fluffy puppies?

youreallidiots 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:35

The puppies don't deserve that.

bluecardisaster 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:10

WINcest!!

phippsy95 2

Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:25

******* bitch. I'm sorry OP slot of sympathy for you right now. at least you didn't spend the rest if your life with that insensitive woman for the rest of your life

tj79 3

Tuesday 27 July 2010 1:27

you don't need her. you need a real woman with a brain and compassion. keep looking

einauglein 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:01

Your girlfriend is an ignorant, insensitive bitch. You need to find a woman with some common sense and an ability to empathize.

suckaaaa413 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:02

I'm sorryy :/

cnbarnette 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:06

forget her and move on. not everyone who has been sexually abused do it to their children. most don't want to put them through the pain they went through. she is not worth your time. there is someone out there that will be understanding and love you for you and not what happened in your past.