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By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML

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By Whosthegroom - 13/05/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 19:54 - United States - Wheaton

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

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Flip-flopping

By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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By anonymous - 25/07/2013 05:47 - United States - Gerald

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying, "I'm not ready for a serious relationship." We're supposed to get married in a month. FML

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By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By EpicFail - 25/01/2009 04:25 - Canada

Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

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Marriage doesn't solve anything

By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 17:00

Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML

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By rissa5214 - 26/07/2015 18:20 - United States - Stoughton

Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

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Stuck on amber

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 07:58 - United States - Greensburg

Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:08

On your first date, did you rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?

Victoria_fml 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:07

After 9 months, starting to have kids ? ... Not all girls are looking forward to that you know

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Johnoxd 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 17:35

:((((

igorwn 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 15:00

u gotta calm down son!

wardo 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 18:49

suck my dick

xGabri3L 3

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:29

She wasn't ready... Moron.

TheBananaTheif 0

Monday 9 May 2011 8:34

are you the same guy who proposed after a week?

YOUNGMONEY4E 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:51

ydi! u dnt overwhelm a girl like that!!! u havent even gotten married yet nd u want kids??? u need to CHILLL!!

DReamBig24 0

Monday 6 June 2011 20:17

I'd say that was kinda a bad move.... that's the kinda thing you wanna decide about after more than a year

LittleMissItalia 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 14:47

Only 9 months & you tell her this? I would have done the same thing she did.

followtheging 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:20

Two words. Dumb ass

doodlingdavid 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:01

dude it's been only 9 months you totally deserve it

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Same thing different taste

Flip-flopping

Marriage doesn't solve anything

Stuck on amber

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