By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

On your first date, did you rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?

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Victoria_fml 0

After 9 months, starting to have kids ? ... Not all girls are looking forward to that you know

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CloudKumo 12

So, you proposed in a text? YDI it, then. Honestly, I would be a little ticked off with you too, if I was her.

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_awwhellnaw_ 45

No, OP's girlfriend won't call or text. It never said that they told her via text.

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fantasyworld 37

9 months is kind of early. Have you said "I love you"?

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alexforeman21 8

Why is there so many negative votes? Wanting to be married and having children is pretty great! Even if a nine months... I hope you find the special lady in your life! Soon! P.s. A little advice... If you truly love her, make sure she knows it!

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_awwhellnaw_ 45

Yeah, it's cool if you wanna get married and have kids, but it's a bit too early to be saying that, and given that OP's girlfriend hasn't talked since, it's clear that she didn't feel the same way and didn't want that commitment so early in the game.

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scarymommabear1 9

lol my daughters dad told me after 4 months...4 years later we have a kid and are still living happily ever after.

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bassfisher100 23

youre going to end up on Dr. Phil after marrying someone you knew for an hour.

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DiabolusIgnis 15

9 months?! What's wrong with you??? "Hey I barely know you but I want to spend the next two decades raising a child with you and seal our relationship with marriage" wtf mate

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burnforeternity 30

Look man, 9 months is going a bit fast. Slow down think about in a few more months

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