By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

On your first date, did you rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?

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Victoria_fml 0

After 9 months, starting to have kids ? ... Not all girls are looking forward to that you know

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ohshitson76 7

No shit, you've only been dating 9 months.

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tupelo 6

wayyyyy to early t o say that to a girlfriend!

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theleahsaurus 7

what? 9 months and marriage plus kids?

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The_9th_Doctor 18

wayyyy too soon. now you seem like a creeper

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Arista669 3

No shit she is not going to contact you

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cwl727 32

9 months in. Have you two even said I love you? Never bring up kids until you are engaged or married. I wouldn't call you back either.

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doggiewoggie 13

Nine months and you're already taking about kids? No wonder she stopped talking to you...

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