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"Today, I issued my partner an ultimatum, and s/he did not make the choice I wanted him/her to make. Whaaa!"
you honestly cant expect anyone to take your band seriously until you get a hit in the hot 100
Maybe she wanted to date someone with a reasonable dream. Creative pursuits are great and all that, but it's not very often that you get a huge record deal and become completely famous. Maybe she doesn't want to live a poverish live with a man that won't give up his aspirations for some stupid notion of noteriety. Good on her. YFDI.
oh dissssss!!! I love it ;D you're gf is a lovely woman.... errrr EX-gf hehehe I'm sorry Hun, you can find a girl that supports you
If your girlfriend hates your band, you're probably closer to GG Allin than Thom Yorke. Just a thought.
Aww...looks like the OP let fame and Phil Collins go to his head.
Don't hide it. We know that by "band" you mean "marching band". You're a nerdy kid who finally scored a cheerleader, but ruined it before you could get some.
Dude, nobody takes garage bands seriously. Even if you've had a couple of gigs, chances are in five years no one will remember you were ever in one. You're an idiot for expecting people to take it seriously, and a bigger idiot, not to mention a total ass, for threatening to dump your girlfriend for not taking it seriously. I would have dumped you too, and I would have thought she was stupid if she hadn't dumped you. Have fun being alone.
I find it funny how guys complain all the time when girls give guys an ultimatum...What do think that was OP? What did you expect?
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You're a jerk for putting your band before your girl.
It's a sign from Jesus that she's not the one. Either that or He's trying to tell you that your music really does suck.