Love: Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't...

By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 06:51 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML

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By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

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By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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18legalawesome 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:07

You're a jerk for putting your band before your girl.

123man 11

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:06

It's a sign from Jesus that she's not the one. Either that or He's trying to tell you that your music really does suck.

Comments

akkid17 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:23

hahahahaha you're dumb and gay for doing that. hope you like not having free pussy ya jackass.

Zezing 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:34

I'm just so badass like that, sometimes even i can't handle it its a curse i must live with, fortunately Gotham city is safe once more -the Bat

tabrium 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:57

dude...what the hell is wrong with u?

BritishHobo 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:33

FYL? You gave her the choice. YDI. Don't want her to leave? Don't ask her to.

mirage24_fml 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:48

Well, it's pretty damn clear.

ChairForce 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:56

YDI for giving your girlfriend an ultimatum, and a stupid one at that.

teamsquirrel 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:06

your band probably sucks

Stormmetal1 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:16

it all depends if your in a band that is a Talented Original band or A crappy top 40 cover band If your band is the second one then you dont deserve a girlfriend

LilaBear 1

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:27

Your fault. She called your bluff.

RedBaron 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:45

Goddamn you people are judgemental pricks. His band could be big down the road, but we don't know. OP shouldn't have given an ultimatum though. But your girl should at least respect what you're trying to do