Miscellaneous: Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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By mamagelmane - 08/08/2014 04:27 - France - Vervezelle

Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML

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Great, I guess

By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 07:24 - Canada - Milton

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 20:33 - Canada

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML

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Assumptions

By Heather Scurfield - 06/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Witney

Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML

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By youreajoker - 10/11/2010 10:28 - Australia

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML

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Short-lived

By Anonymous - 10/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I’m pregnant and got excited. We’d never discussed kids before since we’ve only been dating a year, but I was so happy… until I told him, and his face just fell. I left after he drank himself unconscious and I’m now at my mum's house FML

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By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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Panic! At the Door Handle

By Anonymous - 29/10/2021 05:00

Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He immediately had a massive panic attack about how a kid is going to ruin his life and split us up, because obviously I’ll choose the baby over him. We’re now in hospital because he hyperventilated, passed out and fractured his skull on the door handle. FML

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SS99_fml 20

Thursday 24 September 2015 17:20

Man who knows what's gonna happen to him in the delivery room!

thejonac 21

Thursday 24 September 2015 17:20

of happiness i hope

Comments

ReallyHottChic 14

Thursday 24 September 2015 18:48

Congratulations! Better brace him for the birth. He may faint again lol

confused_wandere 26

Thursday 24 September 2015 19:15

Imagine how he'll react if you have triplets

Apparentlyacunt 18

Thursday 24 September 2015 19:47

I think that's really sweet! Congrats OP, and good luck with your hubby when your waters break.

speakfreely 21

Thursday 24 September 2015 19:54

He was so excited he passed out!

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 24 September 2015 20:06

So how are you managing? Congrats OP

interesting33 36

Thursday 24 September 2015 20:33

Congratulations :) He can't help fainting though

Oppression_fml 19

Thursday 24 September 2015 20:33

Standart reaction

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Thursday 24 September 2015 20:56

child wasn't planned. Definitely an accident but to those soft hearted people it was a blessing. awwwwww. pathetic.

leogachi 15

Friday 25 September 2015 3:19

@31 Why not both?

superwhovian 16

Thursday 24 September 2015 21:56

He probably was just shocked.

tj4234 35

Thursday 24 September 2015 23:18

Maybe he was shocked because you said "was" and not "am"? The wonders of grammar made me think that you aren't pregnant now.

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