Love: Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not...

By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

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You deserved it 8 661

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By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 418

You deserved it 34 470

By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 349

You deserved it 3 597

By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 295

You deserved it 7 301

By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 266

You deserved it 301

By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 404

You deserved it 3 473

By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 924

You deserved it 3 090

By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 677

You deserved it 31 442

By im_not_me - 09/12/2009 12:31 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 474

You deserved it 2 731

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 079

You deserved it 3 737

By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 343

You deserved it 2 236

CaptainCrunch_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 6:47

She might have not known! I had someone break up with me and I didn't even know we were "going out".

ifailplzinsultme 0

Monday 6 June 2011 6:15

Yes! How dare a man dump a girl if he's unhappy in a relationship! That's almost illegal! (Note the sarcasm)

Comments

joeMOMMA 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:47

LOL @ #4 hahahha

redsox1918 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 7:13

Wow, number 18 you're a bitch.

what_thefk 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:53

lol

MagicMeds 0

Friday 18 September 2009 6:10

i say "lol" out loud...

jkbball4195 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:16

ok number 14 you need to chill, your obviously a feminist not willing to listen to any logic. "all you men are the same." pathetic. listen to 31

brianjman14 22

Monday 9 November 2009 22:15

she's hurting on the inside, she just doesn't want to show weakness. I don't show weakness either

dewaltdave 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 0:04

that was a long ass piece of writing back there

dontpanic_fml 32

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:45

why does everyone think #4 is so hilarious? I think the obvious point of this fml that most people are overlooking is that this guy obvi broke up with her via text or online. Not cool. yeah, #14...you're sad.