By tooearly - 01/01/2012 08:31 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
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kjcamaro3 5

Just say she didn't specify a time zone. Hawaii has midnight too

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chels1994 11

And not a minute later.

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aimferd 4

Could be something like force of habit...

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aka_Specs 7

You cannot label yourself 'man' in your profile when you sound like a little bitch in your FML quote

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lindseykcool 6

I believe what 32 is trying to say is, "I'm a little bitch that wants to get thumbed down."

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sharakay79 0

Uhm... Bummer. I guess there's always next year.

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perdix 29

She wanted to see the ball drop and kiss you on the stroke. Of midnight, that is.

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Enslaved 36

Everybody's going to the party have a real good time. Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine.

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Enslaved 36

Hell yes! Happy New Year to you for knowing that! (:

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Llamacod 11

Your mom was probably thinking about the local curfew laws (if you are under 18, with my phone app it doesn't give age)

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adrayy 4

Curfew laws for intermediate licenses are from 1-5 a.m. So no.

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xeldawyn 14

135-- I distinctly remember my curfew law being at 12, or just long enough on Friday nights for all to get home from out of town games, when I first got my license. I have a feeling it varies state to state.

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Yourheadache 19

Im pretty sure she was just kidding, either way i think is funny :) happy new year

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bella3911 6

At least you could leave I got my midnight kiss by my sister...

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Llamacod 11

Yeah, and op got her kids by mommy because she had to be home by midnight

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Llamacod 11

Kiss, not kids. Stupid auto correct.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Needs more detail. Is your mom celebrating the event herself with family members there? If so, you should be with your family when the clock hits 12AM. Maybe she wants you there for that, not because of a curfew. Endless possibilities!

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