By tooearly - 01/01/2012 08:31 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
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kjcamaro3 5

Just say she didn't specify a time zone. Hawaii has midnight too

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chels1994 11

And not a minute later.

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kristena103 14

Isn't that good that ur mother is letting u stay out for long? Unless u want it to be longer

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sifontesc 0

I am not sure whos fuckes up more . The op or the comments here . First of all new years should be spent with family first its a priority dumbfucks his mom is just wanting him to spend some time with him and then he can go do whateve the **** he wants its just rude not spending time with family priority is first guys cmon. Whosve does that is a cold ************

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sifontesc 0

Ok, I'll admit it, I have no friends, my best friend is my right hand. We have many conversations about my shoes. My parents are brother and sister, I grew up in a cave, my birthday cake was a car tire.

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Superllama12 11

Sweet! Now you don't have to come back until next year!!! ...wait a moment

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zebralover23 14

At least she didn't say 11:59 , but was she kidding, hahah

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axel250 1

My mother told me the same thing, and when I said "that defeats the purpose of going out", she tried to guilt trip me about not spending time with the family. Sheesh.

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