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Your parents make no sense. You simply said you don't feel like company, not that you have a social phobia. Not that having a raucous pool party would be a good way to force your child to get over their social phobia anyway.
lone wolf...
Obviously this isn't the 1st tine you've said you're "not feeling social"--your parents wouldn't have called it a fear if it were. They are just trying to get you to socialize. It's what humans do.
Humans also spend time alone. Just because her parents think she's afraid of socializing doesn't mean she actually is. There's a strong Western bias against introversion, particularly among young people. The party was probably more of a response to their own fears that OP isn't "normal."
Kick everyone out. It's your house after all is it not? Call the police and say you have all these randoms appearing and won't leave. Oh and get your parents arrested at the same time for the fun of it. ;-)
I love this :D
Sounds like you need help. :-)
why because she wasn't feeling sociable, not everyones a social butterfly
YDI for having a room. YDI for having a house. YDI for having a pool. YDI for having parents. FYL for being forced into socializing with people; people suck!
i moderated this!!
do you want a cookie or a parade?
Once again, I tell someone: I am SO glad that YOU moderated this. You saved the rest of us the trouble of clicking that little "yes" button. How can we ever repay you? I like ^ that person's idea of a cookie or parade, but why not combine them? A COOKIE PARADE! YAAAAAAAAAY!
I moderated this one!
YOU WIN!!!!
I moderated this one too. I got the key to the city. /hero
lol I can picure you in your closet with tons of people having fun around you. but I have to say, YDI for being ant social. XD
Being in the closet is a whole different story :)
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Your parents make no sense. You simply said you don't feel like company, not that you have a social phobia. Not that having a raucous pool party would be a good way to force your child to get over their social phobia anyway.
its ok op i do that when people i dobt kbow are over...beats awkward (shirtless) introductions.