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Same thing different taste
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You don't like the thumpa-thumpa music??
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does anyone know how I add a pic to my account??? help
You have to upload pics online. You cant do it using mobile devices. I think you upload them through 'my profile' or something along those lines. :-)
thanks. I'll try that
didn't work
Oh, sorry :-( I don't have a computer atm, i just use iphone but it should be in the section that all your personal info comes up. Keep trying, scoot around the site and you should find it. Good luck, sorry i could'nt be more help!
lol I'm using iPhone too. I emailed fml....
stop being a ****** pussy get over it and move on or your proablaby r going to die alone u pussy!!
I'd say You sound like you'd probably say the same thing to someone who has schizophrenia or any psychosis for that matter but if you did they'd probably stab you. Source: I suffer from dissociative psychosis and I feel like stabbing your seriously underdeveloped immature brain right now.
Your parents are awesome! I'm going to tell them I have a crippling fear of being surrounded by hot, naked, horny women, and see how they fix me up;)
31 win. uhhh... yeah. get over yourself. no sympathy here op. and here's how u break the ice: run up to the board from outta nowhere and cannon ball. instant cool factor lol.
um go make friends
were the people your age or your parents age?
It's not an FML at all. Do what your parents said and face your fears. Sounds like they care about you somewhat and they have a social life too.
This sounds like me!
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Your parents make no sense. You simply said you don't feel like company, not that you have a social phobia. Not that having a raucous pool party would be a good way to force your child to get over their social phobia anyway.
its ok op i do that when people i dobt kbow are over...beats awkward (shirtless) introductions.