Miscellaneous: Today, I told my parents that I wasn't feeling very social and...

By antisocial - 12/08/2010 08:07 - Canada

Today, I told my parents that I wasn't feeling very social and up for company. How do they try to make me feel better? By inviting a whole bunch of people I don't know to a pool party at my house. They said I should face my fears. I'm now in my room, hiding. FML

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Today, I was at a really big party and everyone was showing off by flipping into the pool one by one. When it was my go, I attempted a back flip, cracked my head open on the side of the pool, and was rushed to hospital. Now everyone hates me cause the party was forced to shut down. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

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Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 12:03

Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML

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By nerdwithagun - 24/12/2010 07:15 - United States

Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML

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By nopleasestopmother - 02/05/2014 23:03 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

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By sammyducks227 - 08/11/2013 07:49 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I've invited friends and family to my birthday party. I've also come home to find that my parents didn't pay the water bill. I either have to tell everyone I know that they are uninvited or not to take dumps in my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2015 08:10 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 06:00

Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML

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By worst birthday ever - 20/08/2022 16:00

Today, some people from work I don't know very well insisted on throwing me a surprise birthday party. They took me to a gay club. I'm straight, in a committed relationship, and suffer from horrible social anxiety and hypersensitive hearing. I would literally rather have been trapped in a burning building. FML

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Quest_ 13

Thursday 12 August 2010 16:15

Your parents make no sense. You simply said you don't feel like company, not that you have a social phobia. Not that having a raucous pool party would be a good way to force your child to get over their social phobia anyway.

ygdrassil 17

Thursday 12 August 2010 16:05

its ok op i do that when people i dobt kbow are over...beats awkward (shirtless) introductions.

Comments

popit789 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 17:10

wowww yur a freak for being scardddd

SweetTee08 2

Thursday 12 August 2010 17:12

smh

GreatBoy 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 17:22

go and spend some quality time ...with them

ilinca_luvsyou 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 17:26

Hey, at least you have a pool ;)

Rejectofsociety9 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 17:31

My god, OP. You have a pool. Cheer the **** up.

shananigans 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 17:37

ooh 666 people said your life is F'ed...!

YupThatsLiv 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 17:41

yeah.. that sucks, op. just talk to people that you think you'll get close to. but for now, keep hiding. I don't blame ya

samantha987 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 17:57

#51 uhhh weird? and OP come out of hiding and make some friends!

Nomazlab 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 17:57

I know what that's like.

killabee 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 18:18

Small life lesson: you don't have to hide in your room, people will ignore you wherever your location at this party as long as you ignore them. Except for the occasional old person who will give you a compliment/insult such as "looks like you finally got over that eating disorder!" or calling you an attractive bald woman. But avoid any elderly and you can be that weird kid who didn't speak the whole time, yay!