By spanishteach - 07/05/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I told my students that I would be absent tomorrow because my wife was giving birth. They burst into applause... not to congratulate me on the new baby. FML
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NoBounceNoPlay 0

So, you're that teacher who everybody hates but is never absent, huh?

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3lonelyhearts3 0

Kids are always like that. why is this an fml?

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brittbrittT 0

thequiet - no i'm great

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Monstarred 7

Its either: 1. Your weird 2. Your too strict 3. Mean 4. They just dont like you

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musicloverr 0

#45 for the win hahahaha.

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kellybri 0

#23 - We get MORE work when we have subs! Well, that's how it is in math. My math teacher is such a pregnant bitch.

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keith444 0

no shit students hate teachers what do you expect them to be sad that there getting a supply teacher that they can take control off and munipulate you **** nut

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effyourlife_ 0

obviously... have you been living under a rock? that's what happens when you're a teacher.

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p00p0ster0us 0

Students aren't known for their adoration of class time. They certainly could have been nice about it and congratulated you. Oh wait, you're posting on FML and your wife is HAVING A BABY TOMORROW? HOLY SHIT MAN! It's really all about you, isn't it?

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ThizGuy 0

Yeah. I'm going to give this a YDI. If your kids are applauding your absence at this point in the year, you are clearly doing something terribly wrong.

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mars979 0

Its just the way students are! Nothing makes them happier than cancelled class :) Dont take it personal

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