Transportation: Today, I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stopped for...

By Liz - 01/07/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stopped for a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approached by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know your life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 444

You deserved it 5 250

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BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 775

You deserved it 1 777

High performance, high risk quipping

By Anonymous - 29/04/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 136

You deserved it 772

By crabmunch15 - 09/09/2012 05:38 - United States - Victorville

Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 893

You deserved it 10 988

By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 986

You deserved it 9 443

By Mick - 20/02/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 864 328

You deserved it 94 913

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 182

You deserved it 3 544

By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 02:00 - Brazil

Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 673

You deserved it 2 152

Lawman

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my boss in my police department told me to start enforcing the "No bikes on sidewalks" law, which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk and flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with Down's syndrome, who was so upset he cried and peed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 586

You deserved it 14 600

By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 064

You deserved it 3 194

Backwards world

By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 03:02 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, my life is so messed up that when I got pulled over, the officer asked about my life and not only did I not receive a ticket, he made me write down his personal number, patrol number and to call if I ever needed a favor or to talk, telling me that I had a friend in him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 474

You deserved it 285

dowhatiwant 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:03

haha that guy is awsome

AlexZB 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:05

he was just doing his job, how would he know better?

Comments

kira822_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:23

Lamo! This is a fav! I would have moved a little closer and bent my knees to freak him out. This is so funny. Really FYL Oh and I can see why someone would ride their bike. See, they might want to leave their car behind an enjoy one last bike ride. You know, pass all the houses of the people they knew and silently say one last goodbye. Just a guess. I'm not suisidal.

americayay 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 0:53

I doubt if too many suicidal people think the scenery is WORTH enjoying.

Volcomliberation 1

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:25

LOL

dothehelenkeller 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:27

YDI for owning a bike.

sayhello_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:47

What the ****?

JNY007 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:58

hahaha

Bashar_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 0:05

#26 You are the only person who posted something on this website which actually made laugh in real life.

lmfao25 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 0:11

What have you been on this site about 40 seconds or something?! Because if you've been on it for any time at all, you would have laughed at something other than 26's completely illogical comment. Either that, or you pretty much have no soul or emotion.

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 0:44

I sooo agree. ******* bike owner. Get a car and drive up there.

americayay 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 0:55

I also thought this comment was very funny.

jahwn 12

Thursday 2 July 2009 0:56

What if, even in death, they want to be kind to earth

DrinkBainne 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:28

Why is this a FML...? Do you look like a person on the verge of suicide or something? If so, YDI.

pwnrzero 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:29

haha you made my day until some idiot messes it up :P

XxXRawr 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:33

Omg Thats just F*cked Upp xD

kellster 2

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:33

How is this even remotely an FML??? You weren't suicidal and he, in his line of duty, was taking the better-safe-than-sorry route. The FML would have been if you HAD been trying to commit suicide and were foiled by a cop. Or if you'd been the cop and the woman had jumped. This is not an FML. This is a very easily ignored misunderstanding. Get some perspective!

darkmis1 17

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:34

Lolz! It's hilarious how hesaid that he knows your life is crap. But seriously-that cop is a dumba*s

kyle4321 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:34

What if you WERE thinking of committing suicide though? I mean he could have said it differently, but it's better that he tried to help than to just be ignorant.