Transportation: Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail...

By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2009 04:00 - United States

Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

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By IsThisRealLife - 01/02/2016 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up with an extremely irritable rash around my crotch. I didn't want to full out itch it by putting my hands down my pants, so I itched it by putting my hand in my pockets. I got kicked off the train for "pleasuring myself in public." FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By tittyboomboom - 24/03/2016 13:16 - Australia

Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML

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HighGTurn 12

Friday 16 November 2012 8:58

You didn't bother to say anything?

Anti666 17

Friday 16 November 2012 8:57

That's pretty gross man.

Comments

Pleonasm 35

Friday 16 November 2012 9:04

Why didn't you say or do anything at all? NO assertion? Just going to stand there and let him rub his ballsweat all over you then lick it back off?

Vimy 6

Friday 16 November 2012 9:25

It's ok, OP's just having a Bella moment. It'll pass.

gc327072 30

Friday 16 November 2012 17:52

Or an argon moment. She didn't react.

oj101 33

Friday 16 November 2012 9:06

Damn, that must've sucked balls.

Trym 7

Friday 16 November 2012 9:06

I'm so glad I can afford a car when I hear shit like this, but still you're allowed to let him know that shit is not okay...

provei 11

Friday 16 November 2012 16:34

OP is in Massachusetts and is most likely going into/out of/around Boston since that's the only place with trains besides the commuter rail, which is never crowded. Even if you have a car, you don't drive in Boston unless you want to sit in traffic for hours and pay ridiculous parking fees.

Trym 7

Friday 16 November 2012 18:42

I'm glad I'm not in Boston then :)

tingway 4

Friday 16 November 2012 9:06

yuck sorry OP, that's really disgusting :( should have just whacked his bollocks

Jeffo193 13

Friday 16 November 2012 9:10

Obviously this sucks for you and you don't deserve it, but surely there must've been more you could do than just shift your hand a bit!?

FeroniaMoonscyth 2

Friday 16 November 2012 16:53

Like turn that hand around, grab his balls and squeeze really hard... Or at least, if he wasn't an old dude... Old dudes, first tell them firmly to stop, and if they don't, THEN implement the previous solution...

hannaaaahr 33

Friday 16 November 2012 9:10

funny thing is, if he would have been a cat, you would have loved it. cats are quite weird creatures actually. well, at least the old man was wearing clothes!

SweetAsHell 9

Friday 16 November 2012 11:59

What are you on??

QueenShmoobie 6

Friday 16 November 2012 15:25

Hey I get the licking part 'cause I love when my kitties give me kisses, but if my cats ever tried to rub their neutered little scrotums on my hands I would definitely not "love it". While cats are cool creatures, there are some things that no creature can EVER get away with.