Love: Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great...

By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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By vargasm - 18/01/2009 12:12 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about 4 minutes. Then she said "Can I have my hand back?" FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By shelteredchild - 20/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said ok, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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By Lo - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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Cinn_fml 22

Tuesday 28 September 2010 23:28

Wow, are some mum's really this protective of their children? Maybe she knows something about the girl you don't? Or maybe your age has something to do with this?

todayiwroteafml 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 23:23

Oooh. Awkward for everyone.

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jules8 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 23:47

How old are you? 12? Your mom wouldn't have to follow you unless your still a kid.

jakii_ 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 2:13

what ousses ne off us that she let OP out of the house, only to follow him wtf

kittykat1501 31

Tuesday 26 January 2016 1:43

english, please. now, what were you trying to say?

trumpet27 1

Thursday 2 February 2017 7:02

no......parents should never follow their kids to dates. Ever.

smiley_ily 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 23:49

wow, I wonder what she'll do if she sees you do something else...

mike3775 35

Tuesday 28 September 2010 23:53

I would never do that to my kids, but in a way I wish I had, then I wouldn't have a grandson coming in 2 months thanks to my 16 yr old son

twotimes 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 0:15

someone has little ground to stand on

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 29 September 2010 0:17

Haven't the moderators dealt with you yet?

Honesty4U 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 6:46

I would put what twotimes said, but that doesn't need to be on here two times.

BadKitty13 28

Tuesday 28 September 2010 23:53

MOMMMMMMYYYY !!!!! OMG GROW UP !!!

perdix 29

Wednesday 29 September 2010 0:02

That's why you need to see moves at the Cineplex and not the Oedipus Complex! Sure, they use real butter on the popcorn just like Momma does, but every seat has its view obstructed by an impenetrable web of apron strings!