By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

Wow, are some mum's really this protective of their children? Maybe she knows something about the girl you don't? Or maybe your age has something to do with this?

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todayiwroteafml 0

Oooh. Awkward for everyone.

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robertsoccer04 0

Wow your life does suck and bad your mom should be guiding your **** instead of blocking it lol

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blahzz 4

Didn't even get a BJ in before she ruined it? Man that sux. I feel for ya.

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martyh27 2

I think this is how Norman Bates got his start. Good luck in the motel business.

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roydawgg 3

haha I was just thinking that

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roydawgg 3

if your parents just divorced I understand when my parents first divorced my mom like hated every girl I was near. but now she's like go for it so sneak out for dates for the next couple of years

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jessiii_xo 0

why would yer mom do that? are you like 10!?

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slotch1337 0

ur mom is a bitch and a total stalker btw I really don't think she wants you to have a big relationship.

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surferchick96 0

sounds like u guys had a fun time.

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