By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 939
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Same thing different taste

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Wow, are some mum's really this protective of their children? Maybe she knows something about the girl you don't? Or maybe your age has something to do with this?

todayiwroteafml 0

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Do what I do and LIE about where the hell I'm going. Well, did back when my parents thought they could control me, not to mention when I still lived under their roof... So if she stalks there and you say we changed or minds and saw a different movie at the last moment, your mother can't be overly pissy. FYL for the fail mom, but learn from it and you might just amount to a small, small fraction of the depravity I save up for rainy days (yes I'm quite Machiavellian). PS: Read The Prince, and when you're done, the 48 Laws of Power.

RedPillSucks 31

Maybe his mom knows more about him than he'd like. Not every overprotective parents are jerks. I've got relatives who are grandparents at 35 because the guys stuck their wick in every warm hole and the girls couldn't pass a stiff pole without insertion. An overprotective parent might have put an end to a lot of baby mama drama.

Violacatt 0

There is an age where a person is too young to kiss. But it was still very controlling of the mom. Does she realise that she made both herself and her son look bad in front of the girl and all the people in the theater.

I know someone who has a mom like that. the best thing to do is just bite her head off for every little thing and she'll back off

XbambiX 3
EarAcheMyEYE10 2

#93- I agree!! If you are allowing them to go on a date then buzz off!! Otherwise put 'em on lojack and freely stalk them!!!

catlynnpenn 0

wow she probably would never talk to you again I'm sorry ;(