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By pistonsunshine - 10/10/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I took a girl out I've been seeing for two months on our first real date. I had saved all my money for the week for this. I took her to a beautiful restaurant uptown. She got hammered, hit me and screamed that I would never be as good as "Marshall." FML
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You deserved it 3 351
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RPGod 0

Well, at least you now know that she's a psycho bitch, and you don't have too continue to relationship.

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KingOfTheWastes 0

I'm Marshall. Damn right you'll never be as good as me.

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tori96 0

she was a bitch for saying that and a hoe for getting hammered and making herself look like an idiot for making a fool of herself in a nice restraunt.

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PSyesinthatway 0

well if it makes u fell better marshall has shitty clothes...i know what i said

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tori96 0

and #27 ur and dumbass noone cares if he gets his grammar wrong jesus.

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skybeau 0

I care if people get their grammar wrong. Like you. The sentence you wrote is actually painful to read.

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TomFantastic 0

61 your syntax is totally off - you've used periods where other punctuation would have made better grammatical sense, and "like you" is not a full sentence in itself. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

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j_rock1981 0

I'll bet Marshall took her on more than one date in two months. Ydi

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horneyhic 15

She a crazy bitch does she **** good?

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Elsan_fml 4

Well, you're surely not called Marshall so it's a good start to being better than him.

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DrAwesome 6

Well, it's true, they ARE pretty good amps. YDI for being a Line 6.

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noshitsherlock 0

YOU DESERVE IT. OBVIOUSLY it's a FIRST date, so why would you blow all your money on it? Save that shit for a milestone or at least being in an actual relationship... dumbass

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ihatestupidppl 0

If she's referring to Marshall from How I Met Your Mother, then she's absolutely right. Don't feel too bad, no one can be *that* perfect.

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plexico 3

You should have stamped your feet like Jan Brady and screamed "Marshall, Marshall, Marshall!" Oh, by the way, **** you, dude! We all know what you were trying to do getting that girl all liquored up! YDI for dating a mean drunk!

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