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By pistonsunshine - 10/10/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I took a girl out I've been seeing for two months on our first real date. I had saved all my money for the week for this. I took her to a beautiful restaurant uptown. She got hammered, hit me and screamed that I would never be as good as "Marshall." FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 836
You deserved it 3 351

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well, at least you now know that she's a psycho bitch, and you don't have too continue to relationship.

I'm Marshall. Damn right you'll never be as good as me.

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YDI for not being as good as Marshall.

NUCLEARnicole 0

Marshall from HIMYM? because he's pretty much perfect, you will never compare.

HAHA this is exactly what i was thinking. himym marshall!

oogyboogy 6

ydi its "Marshall". not "Marshall." the period is at the end and if you really wanted to get technical its 'Marshall' not "Marshall"

The period definately goes inside the parentheses, you shouldn't be commenting on his grammar when you can't even get yours right.

Don't you mean quotations? But yes, grammar 101, punctuation goes inside quotations.

In Standard American English, the punctuation mark goes inside the quotation marks..or parentheses for that matter. However, in Standard British English, it goes outside. So, if #27 is British, then they're right and not a dumbfuck. On the other hand if they're American, well..get your facts straight before you try to correct people.

Oh? Huh. I never believed punctuation goes inside parenthesis, but I was almost certain it always did for quotations. Well I've got my English ****** up as hell anyway what do I know? On one hand I spell defense with an S and on the other I spell colour with a U lol

Parentheses vary, actually, but commas are often inside them, but quotes do follow that rule. But anyways, don't feel bad, I only know that because I'm a journalism major. And even still my spelling sucks :]

some1hones 0

You deserve it. Why would you even let her get hammered??

She doesn't deserve you! Damn, if she erally wanted Marshall so badly, then she should stop being a bitch and go be with him. If he doesn't want her, then she needs to shut it and suck it up!

magicsparrow 0

OP, are you in Raleigh? If so...I know who Marshall is.

#38, you are an idiot. Believe it or not there is probably more than one Marshall in Raleigh.

Thanks for another reason to not date.