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By pistonsunshine - 10/10/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I took a girl out I've been seeing for two months on our first real date. I had saved all my money for the week for this. I took her to a beautiful restaurant uptown. She got hammered, hit me and screamed that I would never be as good as "Marshall." FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

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By zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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RPGod 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:04

Well, at least you now know that she's a psycho bitch, and you don't have too continue to relationship.

KingOfTheWastes 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:10

I'm Marshall. Damn right you'll never be as good as me.

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stardustskye 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 5:03

Lawyered!

FoundManyLemons 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 7:31

No real date for two months? YDI

vev_fml 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 8:32

If it took two months to get a date, ydi. I know I'm saying the same thing as lots of other people, but that's coz we're right. ;)

killloneliness 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 8:54

Are you called Line6?

taz1 1

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:45

YDI for trying to date Kim Mathers, sheesh!

fucentarmal 1

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:56

now all you have to do is get marshall hammered and make it look like you and he were getting it on, then send pictures to everyone she knows.

BritishHobo 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 15:53

I don't give a crap about your problems. Where's Marshall? Now, HE tells a good story.

satanstoystore 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 17:57

if you think that marshall took her to better restaurants im gonna hurt you. pay attention to what she wants most. if its not a pain in the ass, give it to her. thats probably what marshall did but, considering most guys, on accident.