Miscellaneous: Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading...

By LemmyIsWet - 17/12/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Girlie - 07/05/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML

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Quiet night in

By 2 time momma - 23/01/2021 21:58 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, as a stressed NHS nurse, I tried to take a relaxing bath, except I dropped my book in the water, my candle set my hair on fire, I slipped getting out and may have broken my finger. The noise woke up my two kids, so I had to start their bedtime routine over again, and I got bath salt crystals in my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By Cottagecheeseha - 20/08/2012 04:03 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By FennFoxx - 21/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Cheraw

Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By Terri - 08/11/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, in order to have a nice relaxing bubble bath, I lit candles, played soothing music, and poured myself a glass of wine. Just as I was about to get in, I slipped on a patch of wet floor, dumped the wine on myself, and fell backward into the tub… that didn't have any water in it. Now I’m soaked in wine and bruised. FML

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Monday 17 December 2012 12:00

I'm going to laugh if you were reading Twilight. I laughed anyways.

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 17 December 2012 11:59

Well that idea went down the drain.

Comments

billyz77 24

Monday 17 December 2012 12:09

Maybe you should switch to showers and save reading for a dryer time. Your books will thank you.

ilikebikes7 3

Monday 17 December 2012 12:10

You'd just wanna hope whoever used it last remembered to flush.

flea_of_death 23

Monday 17 December 2012 12:14

I'm just curious why you would think putting anything above an open toilet that could just fall in like that would be a good idea...that makes zero sense to me...then again, I'm a female and keep the lid down so this kind of thing can never happen...

gabrayal 10

Monday 17 December 2012 12:16

It's okay if the book was either Fifty Shades of Grey or Twilight.

neilsc 8

Monday 17 December 2012 12:16

Let's hope you didn't crap and forget to flush.

TipOfTheHat 10

Monday 17 December 2012 12:22

Sounds like that book got hot and wet! Can I borrow it when your done?

wdthompson1 18

Monday 17 December 2012 12:29

As a dude, why are you taking a bath? That seems rather odd to me.

robo_thunder 13

Monday 17 December 2012 12:36

How is that odd? I know showers are more common but men can take baths. Plus OP was trying to relax.

robo_thunder 13

Monday 17 December 2012 12:33

This is why I'm hesitant to check books out at a library. You never know what happened with the previous borrowers.

pradip 26

Monday 17 December 2012 12:39

Don't read that book, your mind will be filled with shit.

Enslaved 36

Monday 17 December 2012 12:48

Sorry, maybe start getting in the habit of keeping your toilet seat down. Besides, any idea how many nasty particles spread throughout your bathroom and land on things like your toothbrush when you flush with an open toilet lid? :P