Miscellaneous: Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading...

By LemmyIsWet - 17/12/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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Little devil

By Girlie - 07/05/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML

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Quiet night in

By 2 time momma - 23/01/2021 21:58 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, as a stressed NHS nurse, I tried to take a relaxing bath, except I dropped my book in the water, my candle set my hair on fire, I slipped getting out and may have broken my finger. The noise woke up my two kids, so I had to start their bedtime routine over again, and I got bath salt crystals in my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By Cottagecheeseha - 20/08/2012 04:03 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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Chill

By FennFoxx - 21/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Cheraw

Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By Terri - 08/11/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, in order to have a nice relaxing bubble bath, I lit candles, played soothing music, and poured myself a glass of wine. Just as I was about to get in, I slipped on a patch of wet floor, dumped the wine on myself, and fell backward into the tub… that didn't have any water in it. Now I’m soaked in wine and bruised. FML

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Monday 17 December 2012 12:00

I'm going to laugh if you were reading Twilight. I laughed anyways.

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 17 December 2012 11:59

Well that idea went down the drain.

Comments

jburd45 1

Monday 17 December 2012 13:04

Was the book Lemmy? xD

Quest_ 13

Monday 17 December 2012 13:13

Is the book Fifty Shades of Brown?

Wood1andcritter 3

Monday 17 December 2012 13:47

What guy takes a bath?

CTMPandemonium 16

Monday 17 December 2012 17:13

Like more than half the Population..... Especially in Japan. They actually have public baths in Japan. Baths are a great way to relax and even help with a fever. It's perfectly normal for any guy or girl to have a bath. I myself love having them after a stressful day at work. Great way to relax the muscles.

Izabushel 65

Monday 17 December 2012 23:40

Also good if you have muscle aches and pains. Could have had a heavy work out. Or they might have arthritis, a good soak is great for painful joints.

perdix 29

Monday 17 December 2012 13:56

Was it "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea?" That would be poetic justice. "Relaxing bath?" Your man-card is on probation. Men take showers and remain tense and constantly vigilant.

mrslyman 2

Monday 17 December 2012 14:03

Put it in rice(: for a few days.

mrslyman 2

Monday 17 December 2012 14:07

Make its in an air tight container though and fully surrounded with rice. Just let it sit for a few days. Works like magic.

stargirl_95 24

Monday 17 December 2012 14:13

Sorry OP, this is why you don't let a good book anywhere near water. If it was something crappy like Twilight then it's okay but if it was Lord of the Rings then man are you screwed.