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Same thing different taste
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Belly rub, back rub, foot rub, and whatever she's craving (if anything). if she's always sick, crackers and ginger ale. PAMPER THAT LADY!!!
If you held it your stomach would've hurt like hell. If you pooped (which obviously you did) she would get mad.. You just can't win sometimes
gotta courtesy flush those bad ones lol
i think the vomiting wasn't hormonal and was because of the crap smell.
Made perfect sense to me, I've known many a house in the UK that has only one toilet, sometimes only in the upstairs bathroom. In America it seems you get a free toilet with every bedroom. In Holland where I live now there is always a downstairs toilet (handy for visitors) and an upstairs one in case you need peepee in the night.
Are you catholic?
Yes she's hormonal, but she doesn't need to be unreasonable. There's not even any logic in thinking he planned it. We women have to try and be aware of our hormones when we're on our period or pregnant or whatever the situation, and try to realize that the way we are often feeling is irrational and try not to take it out on anyone else. Hormones and periods don't give women the right to act nasty and however they want. It doesn't sound like she was too crazy in this situation, but I'm just saying in general.
I live in the UK and every house I have been in has at least 2 toilets.
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Not sure which is worse! The smell of shit or the taste of vomit. F both your lives!
Ice cream and flowers, they will save you my friend.