By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 184
You deserved it 4 388

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Not sure which is worse! The smell of shit or the taste of vomit. F both your lives!

Ice cream and flowers, they will save you my friend.

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FFS What's wrong with you yanks -- it's SOP in the UK to have a can of air-freshener in the toilet

I've never heard a more well put together description of the size of a shit..