By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 184
You deserved it 4 388

Same thing different taste

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Not sure which is worse! The smell of shit or the taste of vomit. F both your lives!

Ice cream and flowers, they will save you my friend.

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If you're an ignorant American, then this ignorant Canadian is next to you scratching her head.

Another ignorant American, but this one is gonna make a guess. Maybe UK houses don't normally have extra bathrooms? That's my best guess. Or they're just being an idiot. That's another one.

BananaMan844 4

"shit of biblical proportions" HAHAHA! Sorry to hear that, OP. FYL

haha I wish I had witnessed that!!!

yea I found out the hard way that pregnant women lose all sense of humor during pregnancy

do not provoke her anymore. be nice and sweet, then you'll be fine

LolKaleb 14

It's because she's pregnant it changes how she thinks.

sour gums it helps her vomiting sensations....

As far as I know European houses are generally smaller than American houses. Please correct me if im wrong.