Health: Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip...

By Casey - 11/06/2009 12:59 - France

Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 14:25 - United States

Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML

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By Anon - 11/09/2009 01:19 - United States

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By Hungryman - 15/01/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 17:24

Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 10:00

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML

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Shadic 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:04

Wow. One on hand, you really should have said "I'm hypoglycemic," instead of just saying that you would faint. But on the other.. Taking juice away on a job test from somebody that claims that they'd faint... She should be getting in trouble for that. Hope you got the job!

crowdish 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:04

wtf? what a bitch! well maybe now they'll give you the job because they feel so bad. that is if you still want it!

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MorbidMalice 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 8:15

Oh HELL no. I smell a lawsuit.

yurigagarin 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 11:11

Sounds like a lawsuit.

CLICKHEREx 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 13:21

A diabetic's advice: Go to: http://www.mercola.com and enter the following topics: "nutritional type", "diabetes", "leptin", & "insulin". A 20 question test for those who don't want the book via Mercola.com is at: http://www.naturalhealthcoach.com/tools/ Basically, you may well have become reliant on the "quick fix" from the sugars in juice, when a much healthier approach would be to eat more in accordance with your nutritional type.

canadadry113 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:21

#7, who fakes passing out? maybe that lady will get fired.... and you will get the job! how rude!

radiodj94 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 19:08

I'm hypoglycemic myself. Instead of sipping juice, you could pop in a glucose tablet... they're readily available at walgreens and CVS... makes it a bit faster, and they taste decent. Or I find if I'm going to be a few hours and I haven't eaten in a while, before I go in someplace, nutrigrain bars tend to work out pretty well. Eat or 2 before you go in.

turdburgers 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 19:34

#173- If I'm to the point where I feel like I'll pass out, I need sugar NOW, not "over time".

voiceofwho 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

@ 185- sounds like your teach deserves it. and honestly! whatreally bugs me is that peple in positions like those can be SO incredibly BACKWARDS. OP- i hope you get a better job than that.

imameankid 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:24

She Took Your Juice. That's called Stealing, and I would have called the police. And also mentioned that you needed the juice due to a medical condition so, please bring the ambulance just in case something happens between the call and the arrival. Contact a lawyer (or the EEOC office in your area if you want to go government-mediation), and HR. I'm sure they'll settle. No one wants to be the company that caused someone to pass out for refusing them a simple thing like JUICE. What would they have done if you were hyper-allergic? Taken away your eppy-pen?