By what if I'm being eaten from the inside out? oh my god - 05/04/2013 18:51 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 695
You deserved it 4 836

Same thing different taste

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hooligyn123 18

Tapeworms can be very serious actually. especially depending on the stage you got them at, if you ingest eggs the eggs can travel through your bloodstream and attach themselves to other organs such as heart, liver, lungs etc... sure if its one tapeworm in the intestinal tract you would likely just become malnourished and have it removed. that tidbit aside, tapeworms don't look like earthworms.

hazardmuffin 21

Congratulations! You have parasites up your butt.

onorexveritas 23

most people have parasites. you should look into d-worming yourself

saf99me 16

oh my god, that's terrible D:

I think it's ringworms. I had the displeasure of having this when I was little. I think it comes from not washing your hands. I used to dig in the sand when I was little. Maybe there was worm eggs in the dirt.

Pretty sure you can also get them from mosquito bites.

Ringworm is a fungus. It's a misnomer, since it isn't caused by a worm at all. :) http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermatophytosis

xStaciexLynnx 15

I think 150 probably means pinworm. P.S. To make a valid statement, never cite Wikipedia...

hooligyn123 18

No wiki is not reliable but they are right that ringworm is a fungal infection, not an actual worm.

That's a pinworm. I had them when I was a kid. Go see a doctor.

taka3000000o 8

Sounds like you've got a parasite

BlueFlatts 20

I am now suing the person suing McDonalds. And the cycle of Suing begins! Dun Dun Dun.