Kids: Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was...

By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 00:09 - United States - Kent

Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened. With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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By madeleine - 08/04/2021 05:00

Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By moosemay - 19/01/2016 17:03 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML

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By itsjustmyluck - 09/11/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2021 17:02

Today, our daughter was diagnosed with hypodontia, which means half her adult teeth never formed, so when she loses baby teeth, no adult teeth exist to replace them. This is going to cost a fortune since she’s either gonna need dentures or multiple surgeries to insert artificial teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 10:00

Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML

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By Bob - 22/11/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

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aruden 25

Friday 28 March 2014 12:00

I wouldn't want to leave either

ErzaScarlet_fml 15

Friday 28 March 2014 12:02

She'll realise that it was joke hopefully.

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Ryanc621 9

Friday 28 March 2014 17:40

I know not all kids are the same but 12 seems old enough to realize he was joking

WeskersSexslave 15

Friday 28 March 2014 18:48

lmaooo orthadontists are hilarious!

Omniprism 14

Friday 28 March 2014 19:51

Have the dentist call her and apologize and tell her it's not true.

peacejunior 12

Friday 28 March 2014 20:28

Poor little girl.

DamonKeith 5

Friday 28 March 2014 23:51

Umm I would never go back to that dentist. Joking or not

sanecatlady 13

Saturday 29 March 2014 0:23

What a monster! I was terrified of going to the dentist as a kid and if he said something like that to me I probably wouldn't be even able to look at a dentist's mirror without screaming to this day.

rebeal 2

Saturday 29 March 2014 2:18

my orthodontist used to threaten to cut part of my tongue off if I didn't learn to swallow correctly.... I was eight

Ben009 13

Saturday 29 March 2014 4:10

That's very traumatizing. Dentist for some people is scary enough. The dentist should know better

Quidikic 9

Saturday 29 March 2014 15:12

36 - I've seen so many of your comments recently, and not one has had positive votes. When I was 12 I had to get my first (and thankfully only) cavity drilled. My dentist thinks it is hilarious to store a giant, almost jackhammer size, drill to get out when a child is getting a cavity drilled saying that's what he's using. I didn't sleep for 2 days.