By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML
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insertnameherr 11

HE'S NOT REAL???

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Lioness8197 18

How does OP deserve this? He can't help what other little ***** say.

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hama806 19

I'm sorry your child found out too soon about Santa but calling a child a **** was uncalled for. How would you like it if an adult referred to your child as a ****? That's just not a nice thing for a mother to say about another's child.

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Lioness8197 18

OP is a father not a mother. It clearly states it.

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RebelYell14 4

Absolutely right. No matter how rude the kid was, there are far better and more descriptive words than to call them a "****." YDI op.

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RebelYell14 4

And no, it doesn't clearly state the OP is a father.

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kevsandy303 12

36- No, but the symbol says that OP is male so it's safe to assume he's a father

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winkydog4056 16

#36_I should've known OP was a father, not a mother. Men use the 'c' word more than women IMO. It shocks me FML put this post through. perhaps, it's only me that finds the 'c' word EXTREMELY offensive!!!!!

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hama806 19

29-OP is a parent. Doesn't matter which in this FML. 35- **** hobbit works

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Lioness8197 18

34- just because he used a rude word doesn't mean he deserves this.

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winkydog4056 16

#55_I wasn't implying that. OP didn't deserve it. I just find the word EXTREMELY offensive & am stunned FML put this post through. I don't think I'm the only one offended by it....

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brand2017 9

Who gives a shit what he called the kid in an internet post? There are no ties to the actual child. Also, im liking this "fuckhobbit" thing. Especially since i just saw the LOTR again tonight lol

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zolziski 11

"****" is a perfectly acceptable descriptive noun in this case, as it is for all cases of people, young and old, being just plain awful. It has to be, by far, my favourite profanity. So much "punch" is such a little word. Brings a smile to my face.

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dan_in_wi 12

why the hell so many YDI? its not his fault some little Bastard ruined the rest of his daughters innocent childhood!

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StayatHomeSon 9

You shoulda whoop that kid's ass and its parents. What a disrespectful child!

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SquishFish 15

The easiest way to deal with this is to simply explain that there are many elves who work for Santa, so they can deliver all his messages, because Santa is so busy getting ready for Christmas

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Callmesam 10

My mother told me that the mall Santa's were really "Good Elfs in disguise, reporting directly back to Santa!" and that all kids who said Santa didn't exist and that their parents bought the gifts were "Naughty kids who can't get gifts from Santa so their parents have to buy them." Yeah...that led to a playground fight or two.

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SMcGinty18 2

You're a grown man..don't call a child a ****.

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