Money: Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three...

By oneillrox - 03/11/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML

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By RyoKioKio - 21/04/2019 12:00

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML

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By chynna - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Evansville

Today, I paid $325 to have the vet tell me that my 19-year-old cat ISN'T dying, she just had anxiety shits because we were gone on vacation for so long. FML

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You owe me $5, kitty

By georgia819 - 21/05/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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DanGleesak 11

Friday 4 November 2011 0:53

Actually it cost $597.

every1luvsboners 11

Friday 4 November 2011 0:53

Give the cat two more dollar coins and it should shit out a five dollar bill.

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IgotPoked 0

Friday 4 November 2011 2:43

Watch what goes in your pussy :-)

youshitme 9

Friday 4 November 2011 2:46

I can't believe the people saying 'Get a new cat'. I hope none of you have pets or children, you're all heartless!

bnold05 0

Friday 4 November 2011 2:47

A bullet costs about $.20

youshitme 9

Friday 4 November 2011 23:07

Arsehole

GOTxMILK 5

Friday 4 November 2011 2:50

Step 1: get surgery on the cat Step 2:???? Step 3: profit.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 4 November 2011 2:52

Damn, along with being abusive the pussy also steals from you.

SlimxShadyy 3

Friday 4 November 2011 2:52

Hopefully you don't have children, you seem to be kinda careless of where you leave your money.

LadyLexi 0

Friday 4 November 2011 3:07

Hey, at least you found money. When I find money, I get excited :D

Clutzs 5

Friday 4 November 2011 3:09

correction the surgery is $597

docscientist 9

Friday 4 November 2011 14:05

Op still will be out $600 whether he pays with the coins or not. I'm tired of reading these exact same comments.

kulliken 5

Friday 4 November 2011 3:09

Tell them they can keep the change

tpg1910 2

Friday 4 November 2011 3:11

Technically it's only $597 if you give the vet the three coins!

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