Money: Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three... - FML

By oneillrox - 03/11/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 20:00 - United States - Webster

Today, I was nervous about taking my cat to the vet for a UTI, because money’s a little tight. Turns out the antibiotics weren’t that expensive, but he wants at least $1,000 for dental surgery she apparently “needs.” FML

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By Renee Cashmore - 30/07/2024 17:00 - Australia - Sydney

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By strangeprincess - 09/09/2019 16:00

Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML

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By Uggghhh - 09/05/2017 02:00

Today, I'm sitting at the vet's office while they run expensive tests on my cat. This is to make sure he doesn't have a bowel obstruction from eating the condom that my partner and I used last night. FML

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By RyoKioKio - 21/04/2019 12:00

Today, after seeing my cat struggle to use the litterbox and produce nothing for two days, I caved and took him to the emergency vet, fearing a UTI. It wasn't. $200 and 2 Lyft rides later, he's stoned out of his mind and peeing just fine. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML

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By chynna - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Evansville

Today, I paid $325 to have the vet tell me that my 19-year-old cat ISN'T dying, she just had anxiety shits because we were gone on vacation for so long. FML

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You owe me $5, kitty

By georgia819 - 21/05/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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DanGleesak 11

Friday 4 November 2011 0:53

Actually it cost $597.

every1luvsboners 11

Friday 4 November 2011 0:53

Give the cat two more dollar coins and it should shit out a five dollar bill.

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maxtheman 0

Friday 4 November 2011 4:20

Go to the SPCA. They do that stuff cheap I think. It only costed me $25 to euthanize my cat. I dunno if they will do that though.

Treezy_Tha_Troll 3

Friday 4 November 2011 4:33

Just drive 30 miles away from your house and drop the cat off on the side of a highway and hope for the best.. Or worse.. I don't care either way.

schmania 4

Friday 4 November 2011 4:42

600 for a cat kist make a 3 dollar profit and leave it at that

kinghashem 5

Friday 4 November 2011 5:00

You mean 597$ :p

TipOfTheHat 10

Friday 4 November 2011 5:09

Jerry Miguire said it best "show me the money!"

N3766 20

Friday 4 November 2011 5:09

cashback $3.

manny9852 4

Friday 4 November 2011 5:10

lol i can only imagine how those three dollar coins got there

pottymouthpanda 0

Friday 4 November 2011 5:19

$597 to go .D

PixelNoob 11

Friday 4 November 2011 5:47

... I can't wrap my head around the concept of a cat eating coins. I could understand if it were something like string, or food trash that smelled tasty, but a large circle of metal? Was it dropped on its head a few too many times as a kitten or something?

copy125 0

Friday 4 November 2011 5:50

Hey maybe it'll turn out to be $597, always look on the bright side. Lol

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