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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 08:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML

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By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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By Tyler - 03/08/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

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By FishStampede - 16/05/2009 12:11 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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By anon - 27/12/2013 07:28 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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MzZombicidal 36

Monday 23 June 2014 10:42

Damn, OP! That really is an FYL. You always have to keep an eye out in campsites! I once woke up with spiders crawling all over my sleeping bag and haven't been camping since!

thatguynamedsky 32

Monday 23 June 2014 10:42

I feel for you, i once had a beehive in my own bathroom o.o

Comments

KuzzBuzz3 15

Monday 23 June 2014 11:12

At least you're okay now??? I don't have that kind of patience OP

foxwasalamb 24

Monday 23 June 2014 11:14

what the **** did you do while you waited?! insanity. i cant sit still for 10 minutes

xNephilim 18

Monday 23 June 2014 18:01

Probably hyperventilate and continuously pee herself a little.

Adam5858 17

Monday 23 June 2014 11:57

Well atleast you didnt get stung

JJ_86 22

Monday 23 June 2014 12:12

I'm taking a firetorch next time I'm going to a campground bathroom.

gracehi 31

Monday 23 June 2014 12:17

YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!!

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 18 July 2017 13:38

JJ_86 is referring to a blow-torch (w/ a small propane bottle from the hardware store), not any kind of weapon/ firearm.

Mauskau 35

Monday 23 June 2014 12:31

This is one of the main reasons I don't go camping and I prefer hotels.

daddysgirl8 21

Monday 23 June 2014 13:10

Four hours? I would've been out of there in four seconds. Naked or dressed.

ZoroMiHawk 25

Monday 23 June 2014 13:11

Couldn't you go out the same way you came in? Unless the hornets suddenly formed behind you, your path should have been clear

buckdharma 37

Monday 23 June 2014 13:29

Unlike a bee which has a barbed stinger that tears out and remains, therefore ending its life, a single hornet can sting multiple times with impunity. They send out a pheromone which unites the colony to swarm. A swarm is life threatening because it's venom is highly toxic. Since the op didn't receive a single sting, I feel he/she played it well. He could have been a headline in the local paper,"Dead Op Found Naked On Bathroom Floor."