By Nick Pat - 30/09/2015 13:13

Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML
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MassiDelta 28

Some say OP is still cringing to this very day...

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Mechazilla2 15

On the bright side, he didn't say " so was your sister."

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WOTAN1488 24

YDI for PULLING yourself into that one ;)

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captainsmegma 12

At least he didn't add "until I reamed her out"

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CluelessKitKat 18

o.O all I have to say is OP said his dad said "so was your mom" which implies his parents are no longer having sex. Just saying.

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thisguy22 33

All that implies is past tense. Maybe she's not so tight these days.

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pete9913 23

He was just trying to get to you OP. He thought your reaction was funnier than his comment.

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iamvanillabear 11

I'd be proud of my dad if he came out with something like that :)

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hockey_kid23 18

I am mortified for you, that would need a whole lot of brain bleach to get past

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