By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
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hunny_kat 0

You should have kicked her in the kidneys and then apologized and told her that she looked a lot like another old woman who had previously hit you with her cane for no reason.

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survivalism 0

That crap is annoying. Take the cane and throw it next time.

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Alexgoesfml 3

What would suck more is if you were a guy!

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kukopia 0

Because she looks like a dog-napper

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Icalasari 0

Me in 50 years: Of course, ya yun whippasnappa! Now get yer durn butt o'er here so that I can cane it good an' proper for no reason! OP: FYL. That lady had to be vicious to convince your dog that attacking her was not worth it!

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Bryan_Z 0

She looks like a "dog-napper" to 1 person! It's not like "dog-nappers" have a universal face! lol

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sjx 0

Because she was being completely normal and nice and got beaten with a cane maybe?

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mohomonopoly 0

Oh, dont worry. You probably just have that one face..

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XFlyingxPiranhaX 0

YDI for having a profile pic that looks like a poodle.

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Ub3r_Crippl3 0

If u think about it, her last dog probably wasn't even kidnapped. It was probably taken in by somebody who thought it was a stray. She shouldn't let her dog roam around like that, especially if she's so concerned about it getting kidnapped.

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Walt_1990 3

LOL This is hilarious. You got ripped up by an old lady. That sucks though, she is passionate at least lol.

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