Customers and Work: Today, I took my first fare as a qualified taxi driver. The pride...

By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 14:52 - United States

Today, I took my first fare as a qualified taxi driver. The pride soon diminished as I was forced to listen to my passenger give a greatly detailed description of his recent colonoscopy. FML

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By unhappy - 07/06/2015 18:23 - United States - San Anselmo

Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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By proteinboy - 16/11/2009 03:00 - United States

Today, I waited for 20 minutes to get a cab outside grand central station in New York (it was raining). Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip. Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML

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Friday 3 August 2012 18:50

I think it would be cool to taxi around people from all over and hear their stories.

Prolux_fml 23

Friday 3 August 2012 18:50

Well, how'd it go?

Comments

Locoluis 15

Saturday 4 August 2012 7:22

Consider it part of your job.

FarSide 22

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:07

Cab drivers speak English?

tne201992 12

Saturday 4 August 2012 11:35

When someone mentions about an colonoscopy, it takes me back to the episode of Family Guy. When Peter sues the doctor. xD

LuckyLynx7732 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 13:35

You know, this used to be a people business. But now, I don't know.

bbake04 2

Saturday 4 August 2012 14:45

You mean being a terrible driver like all other taxi drivers makes you proud?

CrazyManNo9 29

Saturday 4 August 2012 14:59

If you ever had a colonoscopy, you would know that no one ever remembers any part of it because of the twilight sleep they use. He may have told you a story but, if he did, he made it up. Fail.

djgoreo 12

Saturday 4 August 2012 19:50

That's part of the pride of being a taxi driver, man! They can tell you anything!

cdelton22 3

Monday 6 August 2012 6:24

I was just thinking of the word colonoscopy cuz I heard it in a show I was watching yesterday, and then I saw it on here. Things always tend to show up or happen when I think about them.