Health: Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal...

By Ouchies - 09/02/2012 17:28 - United States

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

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By brrrr that's cold! - 27/01/2011 20:24 - United States

Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 16:09

Today, I was using a disabled toilet. I'm disabled partly because of spinal problems. While I was doing my business, the whole toilet fell to the floor, leaving me sitting in a puddle of my own urine and smashed porcelain, with even more spinal problems. FML

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By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

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By Raaaaage - 22/07/2012 06:54 - United States - Torrance

Today, my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushed the toilet while she was taking a bath. The faucet for the bath was not running, but she insisted that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listen when I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML

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Jasonf6 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:53

Your sister is a ******* asshole. Get her back.

UrNuckinFuts 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 22:53

Slap her with your cane till she needs surgery too!

Comments

hateevryone 14

Friday 10 February 2012 18:26

you couldn't move back away from the water?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 10 February 2012 19:26

You go get spinal surgery, and then try to move out of the way in the shower. Not so easy, is it?

Marvelx13 0

Friday 10 February 2012 20:45

Not cool at all! Pardon the pun.

bubo_fml 10

Friday 10 February 2012 22:17

Usually, I have no trouble getting a hold of my cane while I'm in the shower...Or my nozzle, for that matter...

fuzzybear14 0

Friday 10 February 2012 22:57

Im sorry About that it must've have hurt

RS795 8

Saturday 11 February 2012 2:19

This made me want to cry, that crap is painful.

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 3:42

That's why we made sure our house purchase had dedicated hot water lines. When we lived on the farm... If the cows were drinking, you had no water!! Try running outside with a housecoat and towel in the middle of the winter chasing animals away from the water feeder! Made getting ready for work a challenge.