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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Top comments

Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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Comments

iLoveUnionJ 8

Its stupid little boys like you that make real men look like assholes. YDI for being a cheating dick.

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Ratroach 2

Well, if you "hit it and quit it" before you met your girlfriend, it wouldn't be AS bad as if you met her before you had the one-night stand.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

you should go walk into a lake full of sharks and piranhas

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RileyTheCoyote 6

Way to go, winner!

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expectcriticism 13

how the hell are you gonna say "fml" on this? I hope you got exposed and your girlfriend dumped your ass you insensitive prick.

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ArticFlare 12

What if its his first week anniversary with his Gf

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WinterBlue42 22

Then it really wouldn't be an FML, would it?

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doglover100 28

What's with people cheating?

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lsvxoxo 12

I really don't get why people cheat... If you want other persons, DON'T start a relationship... and if you fall in love with someone else while in a relationsip, break up.

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