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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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ChristineAnn58 8

If I was the waitress id tell your girlfriend.

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just_dandy20 2

Piece of shit, much?!

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swag_unicorn 4

example #3483745 why FML.com should have a "**** you" button

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hinamori_amu 4

Well maybe you shouldn't be a dick and cheat on your girlfriend

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yunhee2000 10

You're a pig. I hope she slapped u!@ if you dont want to be with her anymore than have the courtesy to end it.. Dont lead her on.

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Dillyduzit 23

Wow, you're an asshole.

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picante72 24

WTF is wrong with people? Why do so many people cheat? Immorality is so rampant. Pisses me off. I'm a faithful, nice guy and it sucks to hear of so much lasciviousness in the world today.

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