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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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slimashli 7

thats life trying to tell you to stop being a *****

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dragonrider1959 18

That's what you get for being a cheating jackrabbit

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FlutterLoud 29

Don't cheat Problem solved ass whole, I feel bad for your girlfriend

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rainwolf42 5

Dude **** your girlfriends life. You're a class A asshole. I hope I never date someone like you and if I do I would punch you in the face just like I hope your girlfriend does when she finds out.

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puckslut14 7

shouldn't be dating someone if you're going to cheat.. you're wasting your time and her time. man up, treat your girl with respect, and learn from your mistake.

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