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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Top comments

Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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Comments

EffYoLife 14

You deserved it. I hope you get dumped and kicked in the nuts by both girls! Jerk

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kittykail13 2

Well, shame on you then for cheating on your lady. It's your own damn fault.

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sweetrunnergurl 0

Wow way to be a cheater... Karmas a bitch

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Lovechild09 5

guys like you disguist me.

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scarllet13101 5

Sounds like a movie

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Alastrina_fml 20

Cheaters suck. I hope you get exactly what you deserve.

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SlicedPickles106 0

What do you mean "FML" you deserved it! Have fun in Hell.

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ILuv_toaster182 5

Hey jerk! YDI for being a man *****

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HALAL_fml 0

Your a ******* bitch poor girlfriend i hope she dumps your ass

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mollymayan 3

You must not care too much for your gf if you're pulling one-night stands, asshole.

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