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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 21:49 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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Sybarite_fml 5

Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

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StormGirl142 24

I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

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leonsbabygirl 0

Well that will teach u stop messing around. Try being faithful maybe??

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cutie_pie37 2

you horrible cheating butt

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mightymo 0

Ur also a f*-ing asshole! Sorry dude but if I were that chick, I would be slapping you across the face withe my big ass purse!

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dianadoll 23

I hope she had a disease and told you to get checked right in front of your girlfriend, you ugly dirty dog. :)

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GoldenGrizzly 7

I hope it was your two week anniversary with your new girlfriend who you met after sleeping with this girl. If not then break up with your girlfriend so she can find a real man.

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