Intimacy: Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all....

By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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You deserved it 6 735

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 013

You deserved it 4 134

By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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You deserved it 3 073

Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 231

You deserved it 17 261

Like a virgin

By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 151

You deserved it 7 122

Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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You deserved it 6 151

No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 437

You deserved it 8 032

By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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You deserved it 5 362

By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 322

You deserved it 9 621

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 417

You deserved it 3 890

Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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You deserved it 1 782

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Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:09

is ur dick small????

pohoo 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:09

If so, use fist.

Comments

love_game911 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 18:46

I feel really bad for u!!!!! ull be ok.....she probebly had so much fun that she wanted more...or u could have told her for her to do the hard work this time..... ;)

efyurlifeLol 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:25

hahaha yuh should have said " yeah that's it you don't like it? wel to efin bad welcome to the world of sex" and smiled rele big hahahhahaha

Eneminy 0

Friday 19 February 2010 16:07

Madazer0 - you sed 'does picking on kids make yuor **** wet ??' ie. implying your a kid. and then sed 'if i want to deal with bitches i'd be at home with my wife'. so pick1. kid or adult ?? oh and u argue like a 13 year old kid so yeah . . . i reckon ur a kid trying to be grown-up

Skankkk 0

Friday 19 February 2010 16:26

Number 111.. What the ****, ahaha! And no, why would she lie about it? When i first lost my virginity thats exactly what i thought. It was nothing great..

mimi22982 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 0:27

lol well maybe you were so good that she wanted more. optimism :D

SexMstrr 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 13:14

See, this is what ENZYNE is for

Dopeyyy 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:11

hahaa owned.

Bananichka 0

Monday 12 April 2010 7:30

lol :)

rasellersjr 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 2:12

Of you make them cum before incertion, subsequent orgasms are easier to reach. And if nothing else, if you are unable to finish the job for her, at least she gets one ****** out of it.